New Year Resolutions

General Resolutions

• To get a vehicle.
• To get a job.
• To terminate all siblings.
• To move out.
• To get good grades.

Guy Resolutions

• To cheer for a better team.
• To refrain from inappropriate actions.
• To blow the speakers of my brand new car.
• To get a brand new stereo system for my car.
• Ask out the babe in my homeroom class.
• Never wear a tie again.

Gal Resolutions

• Develop a diet to loose weight that consists of junk food and chocolate only (hey we can dream can't we).
• Figure out why the male population is so dang annoying.
• Go on countless shopping sprees and let our "oh so darlin" boy friends pay for it all.
• Buy as many pairs of shoes as womanly possible.
• Seek revenge on are exes and get a new sweet darling boyfriend.
• Get a full body makeover with a tan.
• Develop a perfume that does not smell like it was made for a man.
• Become a volunteer and help those in need.