Excuses

General Excuses

• For several weeks I had not turned in my homework and my teacher threatened to call my mother and so I told her not to because my mother was the principle. This teacher being new believed me and now every time I see either of them I try to hide.
• I would of had my homework except the girl in the next seat covered hers up.
• No mom I was not talking back I was only expressing my opinion as it is stated in the Constitution.
• I was not cheating I was checking to see if my answers were right.
• Leave my room alone and don't expect me to clean it this is my method of organization.
• Okay I know dogs don't eat homework but my hamster sure does. I set my homework on top of her cage and she pulled it right through the bars. She shredded it and used it as bedding.
• I did not do the dishes the dog did.

Guy Excuses

• The toilet seat kept moving if it would stay put I would not miss.
• We were not doing anything she is just a friend 'dearest'.
• We were not kissing she was teaching me mouth to mouth.
• I thought she was you in the movie theater.
• I smoke to have a reason for carrying a lighter because I do not want people knowing I am a pyromaniac.
• I do not wear ties because they restrict me in the presence of a female.
• I wear boxers not briefs (tighty-whites) so I have the feeling of freedom.
• I like my truck dirty because it proves I am not a pretty boy.
• I do not have an ego it is just my manliness.
• By belching I release my inner self.

Gal Excuses

• I was not checking him out I was staring into space.
• I am on PMS therefore I have a right to be a royal pain.
• Every outfit needs its own pair of shoes, you can never have to many.
• I am a woman deal with it.
• I am right and you are wrong that is just the way the world works.
• I take longer than you do because I actually care what I look like.
• You do not wear a bra so why should I.