Zapman
by: Roy Lang

One day some aliens landed on earth. A man walked up to one of the aliens. He pulled out his gun cuz he was a police officer. The aliens zapped him. He fainted. And the alien went on to see more things. The aliens zapped a few vegetables and they became vegetable men. Then the man that got zapped woke up. The man said "what happened?" Then he remembered the aliens zapping him. He found the aliens by the vegetable store and he saw all the vegetables were vegetable men.

He didn't know nuthin but pointed his gun at the alien. But instead of his gun shooting, electricity came out of it. Then he figured out he could zap the alien without the gun. So he just zapped the alien, and it fell down and got up again. The alien ran back to where he had landed to wait for the space ship to pick him back up. He wanted to go home.

But then the man found him and zapped the spaceship as it was landing. It fell down and crashed. The alien surrendered and the man took it to jail and the people studied him. They gave him shots and stuff and studied his blood curious about where he came from and what he was.

Then, all of a sudden, the vegetable men came in. They busted the alien out of jail and then the carrot shot juice into the man's eyes. After the man cleared out his eyes he ran out to the vegetable men. He zapped the vegetable men and they turned back into vegetables and got run over and squished by a car. They made a squishy mess on the road.

The vegetable store man came running down the road and said, you dumb man, you squashed my vegetables! Then he said, sorry, no talking now, I gotta go do my business. And the man ran after the alien and caught him again. They finally got done studing all about the alien and they built a rocket so he could control it and go back to his own kind. The alien and the man had become friends. Finally the alien boarded the ship and blasted off to it's own planet. He went home.

The police officer said, "Finally, now I finally get some sleep! But first I need a new name. I think I"ll call myself Zapman!"
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